A Wolf Among the Sheep

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

slydigger:

I’m great at flirting if I’m not interested in u at all

Lolol my life!

comicbookcore:

burn everything you love and burn the 

ashes

helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

ikeapunx:

*needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*

Today was the wake for my Great-Grandmother Augstavia and tomorrow we bury her…this is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. We moved to WV when my brother was 6 months old, I was probably about 4 and my sister was 2. We stayed with my grandmother for I don’t even know how long. She became the second parent that I’ve never had. She was more than a grandmother, she was my mother, my best friend. She loved me unconditionally and never turned her back on me, even when I didn’t talk to her for months. I regret all the time that I never called her or went to see her, but I know now she understands my heart and is constantly looking down on me. There will never be another person in my life as amazing, forgiving and kind as my Grandma Gus. I don’t know how I’m going to continue to walk this earth without hearing her words of encouragement or her laugh, or see her beautiful smile, but I know I’ll make it. Because she instilled in me the same things that got her through her 97, almost 98, years on this earth- LOVE, HOPE, FAITH and FORGIVENESS. I hope she guides me into finding my faith again and I hope she fills my Grandma Vivian in on all the things she missed on this earth. I love you Grandma Gus and thank you so very much for never leaving me or losing faith in me. Your legacy will always live on and I pray to The Lord above that I become just a little piece of the woman you were.

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas