megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

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did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.
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did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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